Wokest Law in America: Don’t Mispronounce Arkansas or Else…

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I’m not a judge. I’m a lawyer. But if I were a judge and had to go around the country passing judgment on the laws of this great nation, I’d do so gladly and with glee. The law that I would start with is Title 1 Chapter 4 Section 104 of the Arkansas Code.

This law regulates how to say the name Arkansas. It’s a great law. It basically says that a person must…

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Lawyer, Comic & Writer with over 815K views: I love rules, writing & laughing. https://linktr.ee/AndreaColemanComedy

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