When Your Boyfriend Looks Like White Jesus, Is Sex A Sin?

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Um. Asking for a friend?

(Also, please don’t tell my Mom about this post.)

He didn’t always look like the Lord and Savior. When we met his hair was short. The pandemic turned him into a Christ figure. He used to go to the barber every six weeks now it’s every…, well, it hasn’t happened yet. His hair is long and wavy and dirty blonde. He’s…