What goes through my head when I hear my boyfriend chewing…

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Why is this happening?

What are you doing?

What is wrong with you?

Where did you learn to eat?

Who let this guy in here?

How did I get into this relationship?

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Andrea Coleman

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Lawyer, Comic & Writer with over 815K views: I love rules, writing & laughing. https://linktr.ee/AndreaColemanComedy

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