So, You’re a White Man Who Wants to Date a Black Woman…

First of all, I applaud your ambition. Of all the interracial configurations available to you, the black woman to white man grouping is the most charged. You’re certainly on brand with the confidence level or on brand with your obliviousness to the situation. Either way, you’re on brand and I’m here to support you.

Now, because you’re a white man, I assume you want to know my qualifications to assist you — white men love a CV and references. I’m a black woman who’s been in a relationship with a white man for 6 years. I’m from the south and he’s from the north. He loves to ski and I like to eat pigs feet (We are a match made in heaven). When we met he didn’t know what hair grease was and had never sent food back at a restaurant. Now he’s a pro at both. I know what I’m talking about. I’ll clue you in on what works, and what doesn’t work when you’re trying to nab a Nubian goddess. Quick tip — don’t call us Nubian goddess. It’s not racist or anything, it’s just cheesy.

I assume you want to date a black woman because you’ve seen all the black girl magic hashtags and are curious why we’re so magical. You may have a specific black woman in mind that you want to date, or many . Maybe you’ve dated a black woman before or you’ve never dated a black woman before, who knows… I’m here to help. Why? Because I like you and if you want in…