Hawaii’s Wack Beer Keg Law

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First of all, the wording of this law is so literal Don Ho is turning over in his grave. “A person commits the offense of theft of beer keg if the person commits theft of a beer keg.” Um, ok, got it. No clever word play here folks. Save your whimsy and metaphor for the other laws. When it comes to beer kegs, Hawaii has no time for figurative language.