For 3 Days I Thought I Was Pregnant

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It doesn’t make any sense that I thought I was pregnant. I took 2 pregnancy tests over those three days and both of them unequivocally said NOT PREGNANT. Like all caps, with black letters. No gray area. The test didn’t say “Inconclusive” or “Reply Hazy.” It practically said “ANDREA YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT.” But still I thought, “Am I pregnant? Maybe I’m pregnant.” Here’s why I thought those pregnancy tests were wrong:

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Lawyer, Comic & Writer with over 815K views: I love rules, writing & laughing. https://linktr.ee/AndreaColemanComedy

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Andrea Coleman

Andrea Coleman

Lawyer, Comic & Writer with over 815K views: I love rules, writing & laughing. https://linktr.ee/AndreaColemanComedy

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