Daily Itinerary of a Woman on the Heaviest Day of Her Period

4:22 AM:

Wake up drenched in sweat. Discover that my pillow is also wet from my sweat as is the bedding below and on top of me. Silently ask the gods why I’m being punished, get no response.

4:24 AM:

Change my pad and tampon. DivaCups are for blessed bitches who have light flows.